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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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8 H% O' h! Z) M7 ?2 _: E1 a9 q, RA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'9 D$ O8 T$ }: Y8 V' `4 T
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'; k8 }! t! n7 A( j5 B
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'' s7 h/ P/ ]7 R w
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'$ ], _# w% k7 n; f4 c! J$ B
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'# J7 g5 J c7 t4 B. m# W5 Z
8 i. h% P# e* e* ~9 O4 ~" dPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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