The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

) D9 h8 n5 F) N- m: E+ L6 y0 sAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
# j( \. z$ f; i% O8 k'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
5 ?4 @7 v; `4 Q7 }'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
- D5 h/ T$ y( d. z% F! `0 _'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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: f3 l' S& ~- i9 o$ a& u, Z'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
1 V) t% w( a8 Q'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
% k! X( z6 q  }'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
* o5 h0 ~. Q$ i! i& e: D4 @'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

" @0 Y) z# ~3 [6 `) tAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
4 w0 s' I- |6 ]; R8 land insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
" V2 h1 R: ?' i  fthe brain had a terrible headache,
! q' i! r2 Z9 m4 f, N6 P& qthe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
" e3 g* n" z, b* V6 R9 @7 Z5 }: ogot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
+ s2 N' ^$ T# y  q" m9 g# jand the
blood
9 m+ U4 ^+ O% G/ r/ i2 [+ Swas toxic.
9 Y9 k& a0 y$ Z9 H$ U. M3 _They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
4 V$ x7 q2 E3 x! nThe Moral of the story?
) b9 W  Y$ y6 c" N  \The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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8 i/ J8 R2 i  ^0 O# _Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.