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Blonde Car Accident
9 Y3 p8 j2 \" {7 u6 e% DOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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6 q5 Z1 V( y9 I" s4 T0 kThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car." {' d( n) K# ~" v+ C
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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2 T+ J+ R; b1 |: g: W7 x* D! eThe blonde started laughing.
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' w+ l9 q# D; o/ O# s: bThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.; m# A: E) E# C+ |
, N& p; L7 K& ?7 V2 b# BLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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3 Q+ T; g3 f# b' H [The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.& C* c- x7 [% a G" S# i. F
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"& K) l; n- D2 w+ B9 w
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Rowing Your Boat+ b3 ~7 \% ^/ T5 T. d. ?( {8 A
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.: T7 j) }( {! k: _9 Q' z
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!". x8 Z% g% \. O# k: |
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.; q G7 T# A3 T+ V5 E
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.' I+ o. p. T) z' B
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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6 }( y# J: M! j+ t8 d- Q: `To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. m, m V- \+ p2 q8 v; q' \6 M
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?") [, r0 N, i0 ~+ ?2 e& e7 j
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"2 X" y# J' z9 B7 L8 m ?% t
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Are You Really Sure?
3 S5 _" Y2 g% D e' cA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."2 W6 v7 s6 m( `# q2 ?& i3 ^
1 |! m- s- h# P$ L8 z7 ^Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"2 w( s6 M# G, E2 g. z- w( M4 a/ }3 t
- E0 A0 W* W8 G8 vThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."- {' d7 @+ A1 P# Y% B
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.8 f# L9 U N- S0 t) O$ e
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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5 x4 r5 @. i1 DShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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3 V' Q" I* D2 R& |6 H3 ZThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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