10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
0 Q' v5 T7 H! C# p, |! U, G: V2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
( A3 j! r% i$ e( x4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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3 I+ h/ T0 x; M1 {$ u5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
1 e, y) R8 F! K4 {8 W6 p6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
) s5 A6 ]/ W2 x! f6 u7 s, n7 L8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
* e+ H& w( ?  V9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
( e' l: o! ^+ Q7 A10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

. `( Z6 J4 E0 Q& S, Ggrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

, I* L6 {" \$ z, S! T+ idid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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. M- G$ m  g) d# e" @grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

9 r* d. D6 ~2 C, wgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
  O3 ?) H& L6 ]9 e7 Y* ?"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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$ C1 q& L7 C& x3 V  f. ^' u: W  G. m"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

9 z$ T2 \: P+ c$ p: zen, it hit me now

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