Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if* l' g# @3 d4 g7 v- K9 g( V
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 q  X' ~( W$ [! k4 f/ L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* b9 |5 L, v. q/ T. d; ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& i* F+ g% a1 v0 e lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  [( o) a7 A3 S! Y" r8 {4 dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 S9 n4 i( p$ d3 z6 k! s0 M; H
you pay me only $5.
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2 f, k4 k+ Z) r% ?# ?- K" F; @- j You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; y1 \1 G5 [/ [3 u; ]0 @, Q; L, } will pay you $500. " W% E% n! S" T$ I5 J

5 u/ e5 L: y& G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! C% H* z" r4 s) [: h7 a& Othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. % E7 p  o4 H2 ~, a* }1 F; a) R- [

- `* ]5 h0 ~. i- g( qNow, it's the newfie's turn., Q: r9 L( C7 m! `* Z4 t

1 q* w# B: o5 z" h7 }. CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all6 R2 A* s( X1 p' c( @9 r+ i# ^
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and+ m7 d  S/ e" V) L; X; k5 f
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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, v. l' K1 J/ Z& }. FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; z, A6 h' q& r. [wakes the newfie up and asks, * x: \7 q' j* C4 G+ G2 @2 H

: i8 U0 W) p; N' K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and# V$ I# H4 [2 f. |& z3 ?1 b# b
comes down with four?'
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- J/ W* h, u) }  K( j; ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* {8 m3 `9 j, N( @' n* KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, Z$ p' p f1 k2 \3 ?! |2 g
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ X7 L% Q& e2 ]' Z! G2 ^9 \# d+ Z9 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 T% x2 l Y2 W* g' @/ D) H& c" athe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . C2 W8 @2 e8 W5 N: H
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, ~9 a- r  Y6 y9 J# e! o  y  C; a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，' p+ \' u. b: }& }& I
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 - r0 c: U4 E" _3 z1 _1 ~- x3 S" \
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: ^) r8 Y/ ?" x6 k, k全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 0 `. T4 `6 B2 v" y3 \) y

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" m( b% Y8 ^6 ]' a8 b, ?# o加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ K" r+ V1 B7 ?- H

. u6 \ Z4 l) a- @! a) V真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 T% _8 c& S+ }& J' z( V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% _& K/ z- Q0 a1 E$ _% u5 d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 U) K3 G3 w2 W M3 E7 k; }/ G
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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