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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to
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You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
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( v E, o5 Q* b2 [; L6 U m/ s1 x; r! }So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: 1 m D" g+ i4 F t, C" I: m
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1 - These men Have Jobs.
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7 N$ m8 P* I" }0 J1 X9 C5 VShe is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: 7 S H0 [- l1 y Z0 b4 W) n
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2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
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'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' 2 m! t, N2 y* K1 t7 c) U+ l6 L ^
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4 y( z4 e6 `& l+ r. o: D$ ASo she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: ) q5 q) z6 J y1 b _2 G5 h
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0 @2 C% Z5 E8 }5 i5 u) l5 O1 a* D3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
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7 v! k2 v! c5 Y6 g+ X'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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# {. v+ P" S) U) f, A# pShe goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: * W: D8 F+ B4 F$ Z! ~" `, m
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4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.( y# c; {( C8 q
" z* _& i2 U: L" ~& x# b'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
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8 T6 g6 ?* e& V5 }8 JStill, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: # g3 }* k4 t, X
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5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, areDrop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
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0 ?7 X1 R2 R% [( P% i( s9 dShe is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
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please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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' { h( [" `( {7 fPLEASE NOTE:
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To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. 1 y7 T) p) G6 S( P6 \! r
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The first floor has wives that love sex.
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The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. 3 `/ m5 H b+ F9 L, g
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