 鲜花( 3)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
% @7 b2 b9 _) z> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,) f! A. o* x6 r7 ~2 y+ [
> 7 K' K# j8 n: k1 d+ D0 t7 k9 K
> HONEY,
5 Z3 K, k' |% G& k4 z* p> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?) `$ C/ C: z) u$ C5 C) e& X
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
& ^; |' X" w; t>
- y @7 t" v1 f. D6 @ O* b1 d5 D> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
5 M7 ]. b# Q+ d8 c5 m4 b; |. L> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?- D: d* c4 k3 z# T$ N
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE- `( Y1 q7 c o
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
3 L+ c5 M* {. _> I DON'T THINK SO., B% ^0 B, |4 C
>
7 T- u+ I( P6 K# X1 T> FINE,6 e+ ]4 m+ H: p; z8 F
>
* `' c3 ~6 M$ ]5 ~5 E7 x# C> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
- \$ }4 b6 y; C2 @1 ?> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?- C3 O: J- M" |& }$ K; a
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT( ^/ n# k R( @+ o8 d% _
> : K% k& h) o1 i9 _9 B# ?
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
1 I: L& y ^. S> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
: K5 i4 K' `) X j3 \3 [> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
; R5 B4 [0 l& }4 V/ C) g l; Q- h> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
, }2 a X7 u! p6 ]9 Z> I DON'T THINK SO% y0 U/ }" ^: M
> 7 M2 H' z w& D
> FINE, SHE SAYS6 Z/ @: S D, ~& X2 w
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS9 G2 p# j+ R( F& V' _
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?; f: N: Q8 d) Y. M" a
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK! C. ]1 a$ z+ O: D8 {
> , a+ {$ y) q; \1 k- n
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T7 y! U! {& n' [( A
> WANT TO FIX STEPS+ D0 ?2 B3 ^. S8 G: f/ v, { h1 |
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
6 a* m* T3 C3 y! F" Q> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
5 g7 o0 D2 O5 |! g> I DON'T THINK SO# _0 u) q% g1 j( `: x/ R8 g
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
|3 [7 H# N( T, w> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
; m6 ?1 r0 s) s- l- S+ r) D* e+ e> . _5 i) ^* O/ k) `9 ?2 a
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A) Q8 `" R6 f" L
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
& R" }3 {# f4 W7 T) T* P, {>
5 m- a }" t. U# Y3 O7 U> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
8 @5 c8 y6 {9 g- G> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
# b* Z5 B8 e% p/ ~& Q2 N( r> TO GO HOME+ j" v# v% }" W- C6 S
>
' ]) Y; _" E% u> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
! t# v1 B+ T4 Z! {; ?2 m> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
. a8 | k b c! S> 5 C( ?. I( W5 R6 T/ M, w2 _6 u
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE% ^; N0 G; T3 s
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING- x% \. v" [0 e( @. _
> # O2 u' h" G Y4 X
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES( k! T0 r; n4 ~, B. c$ g/ W5 y5 J
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
* K' c& k& t/ n8 r8 v9 |; z3 c> ' T9 A) m+ O8 M4 ?
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?7 C* h3 |$ P+ e- D
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT& S, t: B7 _9 F2 @; K
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
. i# M% q4 K6 Y+ O' ]> & }& d& S2 b8 M' B' q5 x- C
> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME' k" I5 ?9 ]! e [) a- j% A
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
# G& C% O9 g9 Q1 G9 L4 O> $ |- W* B3 \. l2 _ g* V$ B
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND2 {: n" P- |& s7 c
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
+ L8 C) I' P1 [: Q% Q( e8 U> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
8 _9 P0 T0 ?8 O% |> 9 z0 R3 q1 _; ^! X/ }1 h% O4 A
> HE SAID,
8 O( x" F7 p$ ^> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
( D. a) f. o% @( s1 Y3 E6 b9 I>
. H# v- `; B2 x8 O( U* f& H> SHE REPLIED,% X9 L& m/ E4 ~5 H7 A
> HELLOOOOO..
/ _; {. M4 A0 x/ ~2 q; ?' h. G> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN* p/ P" |" g4 [! s3 G$ I) P% O
> ON MY FOREHEAD?, p9 N; Q' _8 U, {
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-4-8 12:14
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
