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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.) B- j1 J' E, c$ `3 s
* V6 K6 b7 I- [! F1 h/ d C1 P+ uI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) H" o, p9 Y7 F* `3 Y
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.1 ?. S F% b3 B5 G
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.: I3 j1 _6 i/ ]3 K8 `0 g" f
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
+ S$ t9 e% s2 K0 h4 g# J/ Jthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for0 x9 ?; t6 H* W3 M
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
9 l/ w; T% o/ k1 owords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
/ t( D, v _( ?1 SThere are some people that are not into all the words.
! ^7 H x/ [( TThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
2 D* h7 D: l8 L7 ]+ \# ?' \There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 71 L/ f" X% {; q1 e
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
8 A9 X- d# n* W/ f7 M& T399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
$ q) v/ V9 a8 I7 ]- P! ]1 B' Xto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,4 Z8 k h6 [5 S$ ^6 p- @
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?! Q2 s% u( K: b. R
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,/ o" d4 G3 Y( D
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?" P* z9 \/ Z5 Y: Y' U- r. d
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! j8 g3 n+ c$ [* o7 p1 m. J* v
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,: u( N. n, w- n( m. {
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
1 G- V/ ]0 ]/ V3 w# B! p( d7 j. g"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", Q! |$ a6 M1 W6 Z% z L4 [
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
( j6 J8 x4 `+ C( N- d) V* y% l7 T; `; nsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
, i' X: \. r; t$ k K' [! a( fman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
+ N8 [! g4 x! M5 \" k8 q% n3 K' Qsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
3 S* O8 W, {& _9 r9 |snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 }6 T. X! x: f. [/ s
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
/ f3 d" r5 N) Y/ h5 R8 P/ POne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does" y5 B7 A2 [$ x- E' J. q z
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,3 ]. [+ J! v1 [* X
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ }4 ]( w6 F( N. I5 l
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why( m3 T1 i5 ~8 g7 {/ F1 v% i- A
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
7 y+ j. \3 I- L+ L: {MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on, {/ [2 g0 d" ]& }: K. Q2 c* I
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
) P% I0 X0 D- k) ] j0 oI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
+ e ?2 I# u- R( q: ^$ Ywith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at9 q+ L7 Z6 u3 b: W! r& S9 e) \
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.", k) E$ w" a0 |: u6 w. o3 {
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( }, W; c y& S$ O$ L9 C
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go) |0 H' j0 l; y6 [
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that* h" `1 x# R8 m, |
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
2 ^: _. z& R) d, b9 `certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I3 C9 ?0 j. f' i
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such+ Y' i ?# O! o1 h$ r! M
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
5 f8 t) U- e/ B7 R) F& x, zAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
A& z/ Z6 Y% r3 Haccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
% y) t. P3 C% U p2 x0 [it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
/ c) V4 x- t1 |1 c% nimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to% C- e8 O$ \ p7 p4 d: l% c# K
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,2 r* [8 r3 Y# q
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
! c* b3 b: `' Vthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is _: Q$ M2 y+ M, h9 ^& [% c
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but) P: c( {1 j6 I" X0 v7 q
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for' V e* C3 E! I& w. T6 h8 W7 c3 P
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
( q# |: o8 b) P# jSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."/ {$ s9 N/ G. ]) _! i0 l! e
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word., Q( z6 W( K/ K& S4 _+ n l" B
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any5 |; W0 a6 q4 W9 C" S( J
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even$ s! U& m& K' F6 j
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,) R' s. W/ v, a$ ]$ X, L% p) ]
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
! n: f k/ @8 v3 e% A/ U* \' M- KBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
* X" m- [ S) c' [, i d! M7 kRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
3 Q7 ^8 r. U* A2 z0 CCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in9 O t& i6 g8 x: ]/ D; P' s% i
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for5 {+ D& Q; i5 K0 C7 f
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
/ P3 Y. u( \, f: @say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding5 n& K2 v# A# I6 b
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
$ S- b3 b& @6 W4 T# `goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You9 ^6 |% L5 X/ f3 W {+ y9 {
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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