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7 P8 s$ j2 y, C; j; i* H/ }I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the' q& V j0 R+ ^7 A+ \
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2 s# D! z* v# a' I) f6 MThen, you wake up in a nursing home
/ Y0 v- y* c( g4 ~/ Ifeeling better every day.
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5 m3 Z: W' L JWhen you are kicked out of the home% `* N9 z% R% ~- u( v. p8 u$ t7 N
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.) r2 |0 B: c3 q8 D
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When you start work,
: u2 W+ S1 q0 x; Tyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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9 g, D' P0 ?9 P2 D! J% EYou work 40 years or
9 U; R& x% J; K; zso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) Y4 ~! |4 d) k/ [you're too young to
; F( f- J- |" Q) Z/ t& U( O# B! m/ _work.
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+ S/ C+ X7 i2 s% ?. ^0 O1 TSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
! n' X- U/ E# w* ^( vand party.+ C, g8 n- @: h4 D4 R/ C5 S
( B) ~$ h! g) h# l% ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid7 X$ f, g( W1 F' Z4 W0 e
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
/ |6 l2 H6 }* O. i( S" ^% yresponsibilities.9 n1 E# g+ L+ A
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In a few years, you become a baby and
" ]7 l9 ~0 W/ Q# z) s q* _everyone runs themselves ragged
# _5 f& q1 f. Ykeeping you happy.
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You spend, u8 j3 d# Z H2 y! j1 u) p+ m1 u
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,' g2 j4 g# H- I [
spa-like
& o: p0 T+ R; ~ m- Jcon ditions: central heating, room service on4 }3 G% F) N" v7 o7 Q D; S m( q
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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