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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE" M+ D1 e5 t+ }. M. c1 s

7 P8 s$ j2 y, C; j; i* H/ }I want to live my
4 n) Q' _* I# Q% `3 d$ T( vnext life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the' q& V  j0 R+ ^7 A+ \
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2 s# D! z* v# a' I) f6 MThen, you wake up in a nursing home
/ Y0 v- y* c( g4 ~/ Ifeeling better every day.
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5 m3 Z: W' L  JWhen you are kicked out of the home% `* N9 z% R% ~- u( v. p8 u$ t7 N
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.) r2 |0 B: c3 q8 D
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When you start work,
: u2 W+ S1 q0 x; Tyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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9 g, D' P0 ?9 P2 D! J% EYou work 40 years or
9 U; R& x% J; K; zso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
) Y4 ~! |4 d) k/ [you're too young to
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+ S/ C+ X7 i2 s% ?. ^0 O1 TSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
! n' X- U/ E# w* ^( vand party.+ C, g8 n- @: h4 D4 R/ C5 S

( B) ~$ h! g) h# l% ZAs you get even younger, you become a kid7 X$ f, g( W1 F' Z4 W0 e
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
" ]7 l9 ~0 W/ Q# z) s  q* _everyone runs themselves ragged
# _5 f& q1 f. Ykeeping you happy.
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,' g2 j4 g# H- I  [
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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