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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！3 `$ w7 B1 p! m( v. I
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/ ^, s4 j! Z, G' S1 pWhere did I go wrong?: U4 a6 q1 h5 r. o1 w( r
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.' @ d, G5 T! B n
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.' W& s d. x6 x! Q+ \# p/ y
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. # B: Z" A9 V: B* f6 r+ p
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. ! m7 T( N0 u. ~+ P5 L. H q! J* y+ `
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!8 v1 A1 }1 f5 @8 v6 k2 s
4 z0 E) j: f: ~" SFinally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ( E' S2 _/ j2 ~ H, `6 k8 y# k
' s9 ?, Q# z+ ?7 c* ^6 gHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”. U, T& [9 E* \- m h7 y) U* N! @8 l$ C
3 y& l7 O7 l( F5 d) ?The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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