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1. I was thinking something more traditional.
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3 p# B* n7 V* ?. N- r# D" OReno was the gambling capital of the United States before the late 1950s. Charlie suggested Las Vegas at first, but Alan wanted to do sth. more traditional, so Charlie suggested Reno, which is a traditional gambling city.! g& ^6 m) v `, l U& v
# i* a- F( j( }6 O( z2. Charlie, it's a family holiday.4 |1 K! d9 Z/ L& V
Yeah, so, I'm your family. Unless you want to spend a perfect good Thursday with "Mom the Impaler."
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Vlad the Impaler, or simply Dracula, is known for the exceedingly cruel punishment he imposed as ruler of Wallachia. In the English-speaking world, Vlad the Impaler is perhaps most commonly known for inspiring the name of the vampire in Bram Stoker's 1897 novel Dracula.
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6 s' \; W+ b/ O6 B) P8 _0 }3. Here's what we will do. We'll fly to Vegas, have a big stead dinner, get you a lap dance and a bucket of nickels.* }& v. H1 Q0 C( t3 W3 q; K- q
lap dance is a type of erotic dancing/erotic dance offered in some strip clubs or (somewhat more formal) gentlemen's clubs in which the client/patron is seated, and the dancer/sex worker is either in immediate contact (contact dancing) with the patron/client, or within a very short distance.
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I think the bucket of nickels is for tipping the lap dancers. Obviously, Alan has never tried lap dance.8 v2 P; ?- D, [. W/ w2 e# k
6 [7 t' g9 n1 [9 X5 E6 H4. That's not the point. I am tired of doing this dance of death with you. Hooking up, breaking up, making up.
) c$ b1 n/ L4 T1 c/ `) R/ } That's not a dance of death. That's the circle of life.; O( s1 C$ ^% m3 s" u
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dance of death: a symbolic portrayal, esp. in medieval art, of Death whirling persons away in dance as each dies. r8 p0 e1 Q- Q
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Dance of Death is also Iron Maiden's 13th studio album. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YweqyZzL0uM) # L; O# J+ l; t P9 y" ^
Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band from Leyton in East London, formed in 1975. As one of the most successful heavy metal bands to date, Iron Maiden have sold more than 70 million records worldwide, without significant mainstream or radio support.
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circle of life, besides its literal meaning, it is also an Academy Award–nominated song from Disney's 1994 animated film The Lion King, composed by Elton John with lyrics by Tim Rice.
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5. What if I wasn't? Would you still be marrying this clown?! A& I: g0 j, } W8 |$ P" f' g
Bo is not a clown.
4 C3 S+ R9 O6 o0 o7 S I'm sorry, bobo is a clown.
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3 w) B8 J1 M- U- oCharlie is really not grown-up.
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6 u& n' z# v0 ]$ {8 r8 j6. And for your information, I've gone through changes like you wouldn't believe since the last time we were together.8 f* V, H2 e( f0 ]
Like what?
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9 L6 g1 E% g+ L/ v6 I H3 [ Oh God, Charlie, what poor girl did you knock up?. |- y( v8 M% w+ t
Oh no, it's my nephew. He and my brother are living with me now. I'm like Mr. family guy.
# j3 W1 |2 N, _6 m Yeah, right, "Family Guy". How is it going with your mom?! ~ o u) g* _) E/ L
What the hell's my mom got to do with family?; X+ Q7 }8 p0 S4 n8 K% h- d
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The conversation between Charlie and Lisa is awesome!
8 r- D# ]# H7 ~8 O# c% r1 xknock up: Make pregnant
1 N9 W: H3 K0 k% M) qfamily guy, besides its literal meaning. Family Guy is an Emmy-nominated animated television sitcom. I like this television show very much!: t& ?* \% e7 O" h/ k6 P2 f$ v' ~
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7. So you want to, what, keep her warming up in your bullpen until the bottom of the 9th when you lose your arm?
2 n( U% x4 s3 R% f5 e* g5 Hbottom of the 9th: In baseball, the second part of the ninth and final inning. The end of the game. / D% P& \1 \1 P# H
* N$ o7 O2 e. h% C8. You remember Lisa, right? We used to live together.
- k) v4 G: _0 }0 i- u No, I don't. I'm sorry. Hello, dear. My son's had so many roommates. I just hope you've got better taste than the one who picked up his hideous furniture.. y4 Z4 O$ I9 Y9 W9 F
Hey, who's got unresolved issues with her now?
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hideous: horrible to see, hear, etc.; very ugly or revolting; dreadful
' V( ~' K8 j" T. a! w, cWe know from the earlier show that it is Lisa who picked up those furnitures for Charlie. Now Lisa and Charlie's mother has an unresolved issue.+ f6 E1 X, B( }6 L
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9. Look, I appreciate your feelings for me, but I have to tell you, I really think you daughter deserves a lot of respect. I mean, it takes real courage to make changes in your life and not worry about what everybody thinks.
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4 W" R7 m9 y" h! n8 Q That's true. The lesbians of my generation were too scared to come out of the closet.
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Obviously Evelyn is a little bit drunk.4 t2 h8 V& O7 b7 v5 F
( J# p& @7 V9 F" i* A10. I'm sorry, did I faux pas?2 F$ Y5 r( i4 b9 o& A
faux pas: a social blunder; error in etiquette; tactless act or remark$ M2 I2 E# W% S
T2 F: S2 f" D. D; Z# H' H$ i11. Jake: I am thankful for my mom and dad, and my uncle Charlie who has shown in the few short months that I've been here, he is capable of significant change and growth.+ W. n, I3 a! @/ d# }# S, d
Alan: I am thankful that I can spend the holiday with all the people I love and all the poeple who love me, and Judith.
0 ?! q' f% v# K Evelyn: I am thankful that I'll be dead someday and you'll all fee horrible you weren't nice to me.
* o3 t4 J% }0 | l0 t' Y _ Judith's mother: I am thankful that our daughter give us at least one grandchild before she..../ Z3 g3 V0 D0 i5 m- E, I
Judith: I am thankful for I finally found a therapist who has no compunction about prescribing powerful sedatives.
, V- @; M! a$ D" j$ k" E3 E Berta: I am thankful I can sit here and listen to you rich people whine while my family's scrabbling for a corn dog at the Pomona fairground.
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. N- j7 }# h. Z9 L! q/ k# XThe funniest Thanksgiving thanks I've ever heard.
3 p0 |) V- ]6 G s( v1 gI think Judith's word "therapist" refers to Evelyn.( [ U) R( D4 l4 \, W" ?; M+ ~% j
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