 鲜花( 2)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
Wanna share a joke with you guys:% s3 s/ i" o+ F% X
; i, m) p. M! D, T. r' X1 o& o; hA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
- I; a4 g- b* f2 G/ c
5 u2 a/ F6 L7 i+ @, S 4 n, _* O. j+ Y' K2 }
$ ?3 {+ n& W! c3 `; c
The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out- ]+ I; W7 i& S
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.3 |, K3 b0 y! R: R7 ?' z
9 P* O! c- e5 Y2 K3 B) B
- Z1 Y3 c! k# ]1 E5 J( L
5 K7 a7 Y2 t) w* A! IThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
) a7 ?6 o. R2 I. L- ?+ UWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download+ R) u {3 L& u4 S" n
from my hard drive.
4 f, p- m8 R' p2 w# C% \1 A. u- F% B. E2 x+ W9 T& W
2 c6 u6 T" H5 j* f
9 s: K" ^( Y4 ^: x- F6 t c) ^7 ^
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
1 B- T9 U- ]6 H R \had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,, ^$ |+ b7 ^, u; f! D) |3 Q' u% T
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:2 B/ `1 }/ d1 g7 x7 P+ @
" s0 X5 u: M- d2 E: e 8 ~5 P$ }7 o p" K) G/ T& i1 s
2 c, y' k- l) A. @$ C v3 b# C .... Scroll down ! ) c4 g+ c& t: d1 C/ Z$ s* z" q
8 U5 U1 _( b' ^* X) Y1 ^2 N) T( z* ?
# t) v4 l+ G) ?( Q! @2 y/ H; ^" O0 w+ I; I" D( d
4 J# w# Y! I) d! I. Y5 H: Y
* ~$ A( R% e9 o- `; J $ V9 z) K5 o: K4 O& V" D) W0 c8 t
0 ^3 j' o1 N3 a# I' o" R 2 T7 {! [5 W8 D$ V# ?
/ @& D; L' r9 c x
* l# j% U+ ^9 h! Q3 |
c8 S) _2 d. I$ C4 w7 r
- z( v: S) D. F: M6 M& J2 H7 ]; u/ W+ Z# I7 _8 R: ~ r
- s! g4 K. O, k. |1 x- ?( F
4 a; C9 h+ C* g0 I9 P
5 w; K* [6 }6 G7 l
6 S+ w* N' A$ ?2 l( a a9 H2 N" z' H- w- [& Q/ d
0 M8 j5 z3 s. ^( e$ j
* I$ e! M8 y1 j* V& r5 W
3 `! z0 d2 K3 F; I+ I ) Y( A1 p! q6 D' Q5 H
$ d( U( c8 a, y; t) y3 Y B W) H j% X' o6 t
$ {3 Q* P* }( J; T$ t, W0 r4 t5 X. Z9 l
9 C' `) H- ?1 ]2 A% F
( _9 b* _2 H. [! |" J9 U+ YYou'll love this !
) g) y/ \) f! w# c9 [; z0 w' ^- r
% A" F3 f+ q- a4 _5 j4 M) D; W
! c% J- M; t' N2 x9 T$ F) K- E; r. D* p4 z8 y# m
, ]$ H! H; T! y* p# A
4 M: o$ W3 ^7 f9 U9 D! F1 V; ^8 _ / y3 k. ~# e- c: E% ~
9 D8 q7 S) K F, I# r
- F% Y! O' [. h
4 G! O/ ?$ Y s : E9 R' i9 \5 `* O/ I: m: b
& _0 {: H S+ Q* g4 ~ 4 T6 L' J L2 E) u# A
& K( l$ B5 P. f6 a: [
1 S! J9 [* ~8 v; |, E1 B, D" @6 o# S! [0 k w0 }
! R& ^8 [9 K" B; O4 d: D
1 o1 x* z: T$ x9 ^$ C) D& M
8 f0 [/ I, c( I; J) q# j/ z0 }
: i% _5 O2 ]+ @
+ k& q3 z, p( d% C2 S1 e. ] K& M
3 E8 V; f9 @8 I& f) P& B5 H
5 D, K) L6 x) u5 L. x0 E/ z: ?+ \" t1 H9 ]9 d4 n
# [8 W2 P1 Q! I. m
1 H1 s3 U8 `0 ?+ y4 U' w
/ i4 a3 R$ v1 e# ]
' s) |. M; A, H' F ?'You have Male!' 9 r6 Z; G3 O C2 F+ Y7 l8 @
- O) N# X. s; t
4 v+ X, y7 {# }% n/ L6 M: y: J& q) f_______________________________________________________________ |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
楼主
