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Husband of the year4 I, ?" X! d: ~8 n% S' J- n9 ^
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom
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5 I# q. y5 f3 T+ ?: n5 ]5 H+ ?9 |followed closely by... $ u, }, [# e+ e
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The United States of America
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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. i( M% ?$ v( R L8 K1 o% e5 S4 cGreece 3 P; x6 a( A" g' P! n& O
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# E+ k8 [$ q: ^it was very very close but the runner up prize
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! z. B7 c/ K0 F* Y1 x! `* E7 uwas awarded to....
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6 j3 F$ o. @2 W* L1 l9 C$ nbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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- }4 B2 }( a" I' ?6 w1 W7 [3 j; yThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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Woman has Man in it; . D4 Y: O' P& ^$ ~$ |6 L
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
/ d3 ~, k8 l% oFemale has Male in it;
& r1 e& I$ x4 I% {: V+ M: c' D2 |1 kShe has He in it;
" N( R# B5 [- g% W: M( {) e* nMadam has Adam in it; 8 n2 s# |$ t0 `7 S$ c4 S2 O
; R% v+ Q S2 BOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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+ j) _1 F- f0 o" ?: O! M; y5 FMENstrual cramps
+ \( F- f; u3 d* l6 zMENtal breakdown 0 p5 U- @* e# }. Y2 x' Z
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You0 C6 x! A4 Q& V4 c. n
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