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Husband of the year0 P) [. g6 p5 F4 V- u. c; d- p
awards
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom
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( B; @/ t _3 { W8 c& j- E0 ]8 Afollowed closely by...
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) O2 e3 ]- f9 h# y3 ^2 ^The United States of America + l6 `! o7 q# G% X; r
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and then...
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& V6 ?/ p; D8 ~3 V; d3 obut 3rd Place must go to...
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& V0 k( j" ~5 ^ T7 YGreece
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% ]0 T6 a7 _6 j) k$ `2 @) @it was very very close but the runner up prize & O/ m3 h" z' T: K. t1 {5 D+ ^0 w
: ?7 r& x) ?1 z9 q: i" z% u$ uwas awarded to....
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3 z* Z9 @4 I* v; zbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. ) R; Y+ T; O- j9 F/ A1 `, \" S
$ @' A6 ]5 `* k QIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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: u# q6 |/ I4 J9 l; D4 s4 RThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ( r) q6 Y. t% [ R
holding her hand....' {8 d4 r! Y6 Y% J
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+ m1 Z% Q& d, H( j9 W( XWoman has Man in it;
' ?' ]9 P; i6 tMrs. has Mr. in it;
( r/ _" y6 a! i: Y* E9 j' q5 _Female has Male in it; / M% |0 w* U. x8 n
She has He in it; 8 V. |' `5 t7 v$ R8 n/ T
Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before:
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% V+ R+ k" r5 ~Ever notice how all of women's problems start with6 Q! r4 @ n* s2 n
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MEN? 0 L5 S4 k: o( t" C5 U/ b
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MENtal illness
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. . g& h+ J0 C4 R" q+ e2 H
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