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8 _' k4 _, P: O2 s$ z$ e' RRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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Redneck Cooler2 B* e8 z6 g w! A( h
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1 A! E/ _$ N) I# b( t How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?' n+ l; i0 B2 K) y$ X
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."& `6 P$ o, N: g( k% F
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6 t: h) ]% T1 l, ]' H. v& {% w Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden+ P& p% I. Z1 a- T0 [; C5 E: l$ l: U# p
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? : _" G& g% `* w, G* j! O9 f
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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/ M& B3 \, @, d6 u Redneck Limo
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7 Y3 [, d5 p( O$ A7 N- l* t6 e Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:3 M; V" \3 A, i& `* ~6 i& U j) q
1) The DNA is all the same
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?5 s: N: q7 ~3 p
A Redneck!! . s7 G3 W$ Z( W' O. ~9 I
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)# H$ l; C. M4 p, ~8 K6 m
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Redneck Time Out/ N: [, x* ?6 w
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3 o( o9 ^8 p9 {. Q$ A3 r' K1 a( @ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
6 f- `' h- ]+ h( B x The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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0 N. S$ `* {7 X/ U Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
5 S. y1 a& h1 Z8 b$ |7 c9 } When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.3 M1 a% ^' z0 \5 _2 `
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Redneck Wheelchair+ T. P$ m! ^8 R+ L7 q* L& ]
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' p- B5 D& f- U Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?! T N3 d7 f S$ m; x q" O
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'2 F1 ]$ G1 _% J1 k
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4 e2 L4 @8 X2 Z: f6 ] A Redneck Thanksgiving ^" n. f. s/ U: m) ]
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)# |' j0 {5 s2 V9 U7 s3 R% M ]
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% x2 C) g0 V! K8 ^4 R A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 1 o$ a1 @( t( \/ k7 s, ~
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That's all folks! ! V/ L/ n' l$ ~6 @; E z% j9 r
I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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