(ZT)前台小姐的超强英语。NB大了.............

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刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
* t9 s% H" M( `% h* W" ^# k/ D3 h清闲，面带微笑的：
4 S, @2 |" Y5 g+ X* C5 A前台小姐：“hello.”
& F- `' n* V. y$ W0 ]老外：“hi.”
4 O) x% y; \9 B: |* w# I) e前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
7 n" u; ]/ Q/ U0 d- U3 s! C: T老外：“can you speak english？”
5 A/ R& X& i6 [. I" a前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
! b! J) P; E: q0 |" I' E; K- v) E, I/ K老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
4 k0 O5 z& N' Z( f- d前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
5 e0 A3 c. w, B9 G9 i前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
9 @1 ?- s( A. g, L. u5 |前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........

ChiaPet

我以前也是这样说英语的, 现在都改观了.

propeller

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冰山上的来客

我现在也这么说！！

shstock

我现在也这么说！！
冰山上的来客 发表于 2010-4-30 15:33

我也是!! 有什么不对吗?!

susanne

啊哈哈~~~，这是个笑话吧？