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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. . N% A9 {- L. u& D7 ~" g4 [1 x
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
5 {1 _# G; H/ ?2 Q/ [) J3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 1 Y, \) ?; ]2 G- k
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
% X0 x' ?+ P( [+ n" l5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5 R! h2 k: `) i% {1 H6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
8 `1 X# l, O9 G+ K0 z7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 8 u7 m v+ H, ^, F
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
$ K2 N4 f& _1 O/ x' N/ D# j8 R6 z) o9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
7 M' }' i0 F" | g% M) F10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 8 f% D2 u7 G' t5 u+ b9 [& l
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
2 c' ?" e; S- i6 j12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 2 a9 ^4 h" b: [# \' t' |$ q
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 6 }8 Z9 N N( U" Y
14. Can I flirt with you?
. y7 k5 Z7 _( k0 i( X7 x15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
h/ p/ o' ]# N$ Y5 [; C16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 8 H: t" _9 L v- v6 q% \
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. ( F ?4 O7 e3 q4 g2 ~! a8 z9 l
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ) K4 ^3 ?% {) l/ @% d8 E& ]
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
( d% B6 Z8 \$ A4 h, Q0 \20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
) x& z4 K1 p: B4 D/ y( L) l21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? $ j# P# o4 l( n0 V$ P1 @ z9 ]
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 2 }- F+ ]* X3 j3 L7 d
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
# X( o) q" F0 W9 h6 S$ k24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
8 \ m, w( ?- `6 k) Q4 ~0 d0 _! X25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. + Z2 D1 e& p7 @8 L
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
: ^! {% v- w1 l+ P27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? & B+ h% J* Y; j# R+ U2 A: F
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ; W1 r: {' O4 _* x' [
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? & g6 w" O# M/ P% V4 o
30. So... How am I doing'? / R% o% r/ q- ]& T, D$ Y
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? ) D! ^. o0 ~0 L0 ]7 C
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. " X! s. h: q" b6 e p+ t
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
+ Y9 P/ ~( m. S9 S* T34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? / i: `* U: {4 b/ ?# W/ l, ?
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 3 [( F9 Y# F% g
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 9 H) e# h* v2 v" p8 j
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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