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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2012-4-6 17:44 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?& }2 U% V" L9 l0 w6 W6 b
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He had no body to go with!
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-6 17:57 | 显示全部楼层
What do demons have on holiday?
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A devil of a time!, c- r$ a# q/ ?. ~5 t# S& i* H

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. r. N/ k% k2 j  B+ y. [devil of a time or the devil's own time means a very difficult time.
* s( _! r' f( p9 J9 Y For example, I had a devil of a time with my taxes.
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Fixing the car seemed easy, but I had the devil's own time doing it.
鲜花(49) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2012-4-6 18:00 | 显示全部楼层
HA HA
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-6 18:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-6 18:14 编辑
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: Y3 r) f$ Y% v5 LQ: What is the definition of Robin?* ^8 K6 X, F4 [0 O6 |" E4 l
A: A bird who steals!
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Question里面,robin 指 知更鸟,Answer里面的robin,指Robin hood, 罗宾汉
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Robin Hood is an outlaw. That means he lives outside the protection of the law. But Robin is a law unto himself. Robin is no common criminal. As the famous saying goes, he robs from the rich and gives to the poor. The poor have little to fear from Robin Hood. His enemies are the rich and corrupt, especially the Sheriff of Nottingham and the bad apples in the Church like the Abbot of St. Mary's and the Bishop of Hereford.. H- k0 z+ F6 N; y
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Although Robin is an outlaw, a thief and a rebel, he is usually a strong supporter of the rightful king, especially when that king is Richard the Lionheart. But Robin will fight Richard's corrupt brother, the usurper Prince (and later King) John.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-6 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
CANDYMAN 发表于 2012-4-6 18:00
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$ e! v; h" Y6 h5 w7 _8 G/ @7 FThank you!
鲜花(76) 鸡蛋(4)
发表于 2012-4-7 13:42 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢!什么时候打网球?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-7 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
cyz0116 发表于 2012-4-7 13:42 9 n8 N# ]+ _* s9 S
谢谢!什么时候打网球?

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