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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
7 d( }; a+ c2 U& H) ? 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ( m& v# d+ o$ T3 L3 k h& j' x
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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$ m# k) y. ?- u6 E3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. : V' d5 N5 v# p) u
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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9 u, r3 D' e6 Z( |# y7 d" g. m5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 3 x! w- R* n) H
* i8 s0 K7 M, B" l 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 1 t9 g3 |6 d! C9 D" l5 O
( N: V& K U6 N }: @5 u, {# H 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 6 A# C1 _2 Z8 @ k/ `
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 3 G% `* _' s/ z2 @8 t: Q0 W
" u; z8 d6 b& ~" Y/ K2 b 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 7 N, n- V, l$ S- B4 Q- d/ s) M
% v4 y' E& ^9 w/ J% @+ x8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ) R- i- S! E. e9 p/ u
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. K4 T& a* k% u, ?1 H x( m
2 ?! s9 q( r! z' w1 L9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 2 c9 Q2 m: j S4 ^
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